Statesman. Luminary. A man whose name contains both a middle initial and the word Power.
Who is Kevin?
Born and raised in Dublin, with both parents tracing their ancestral homes to Cork, Kevin grew up among a large number of siblings. This developed loyalty, stamina and the ability to begin a sentence before somebody else has quite finished theirs.
He plays Gaelic football for Ballinteer St. Johns, loves the gym and falls asleep listening to podcasts—an elite regime combining physical exertion with unconscious learning. Years of sincere effort have also produced German that remains heroically poor.
Kevin thinks he is funny. The spoken evidence is mixed. On the page, however, he is genuinely sharp: much funnier writing things down than saying them aloud. A statesman, a luminary and, subject to peer review, one cool dude.
Photographic evidence
A representative sample of sport, travel, refreshments, resilience and moments when Kevin believed a camera was improving the situation.
Portraits of Power
Five AI-assisted ceremonial reconstructions, commissioned to show Kevin as history will almost certainly remember him.
The Benevolent PatronApproving, but from a position of authority
Minister for Public JoyPortfolio includes smiles and unsolicited observations
The Thoughtful StatesmanConsidering the gym, or possibly lunch
His Haughty ExcellencyPleased with the vintage; less sure about the company
Kevin IBy the grace of several active group chats
Public opinion
3 highly scientific reviews
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Final assessment
Congratulations to Kevin and his future spouse. May the marriage be long, happy and rated no lower than 4.9 stars.
